I have never seen Nurse Jackie which is a show on Showtime. Betty Gilpin is putting this show on the map for me. Why you ask? Well she has two big round reasons to get my eyes and balls to the party. She unleashed those boobs on the episode that aired on Sunday, May 5 to get her name all over the internet and her boobs on every ones list. Hopefully there is a young (or old it doesn’t matter to tell you the truth) writer with the right script to get her to do full frontal nudity. Of course as long as it helps the story in said script. Pictures are NSFW because of her luscious tits and some of the images feature her nice white ass too. So you are warned.
Summer is just around the corner and it is getting hot out here in LA. Proof of that is Olivia Munn who felt that her boobs should not be suffocated by a bra and wore a knitted sweater. With huge holes to let her nipples get some air and proudly give us a peek of her mammary glands on her way out of the Chateau Marmont. Pictures could be considered NSFW by some sensitive people who don’t like boobies. (Pics: Pacific Coast News)
The Great Gatsby is the new upcoming Leonardo Di Caprio and Tobey Maguire (The original Spider-Man) movie which had a screening in New York. Olivia Culpo thought that this would be a great opportunity to put the spotlight on her tits. The reigning Miss America and Miss Universe beauty showed up to the screening wearing a see through dress that accentuated her nipple by letting us see them. She clearly wants to make sure that her fame extends longer than the year she gets holding Miss Universe tittle by holding my penis in attention. Images might be considered NSFW by a boring stick in the mud type people like your boss. (Pictures: INF/WENN/PCN/Fame Flynet)
Hi, yes I’m alive. Thank you for not worrying. I know I’m sporadically appearing once in a while, but I have a real job which makes this blogging thing hard sometimes.
Anyway a couple of weeks ago Heidi Klum became a hero when she jumped into the ocean to rescue her kids and the out of shape nannies she employs from drowning.
Of course Heidi became my hero when her nipple slipped off of her bathing suit. I gotta give it to her tits for making an everyday drowning story into a great nip slip adventure worthy of our attention. Pictures are NSFW (Pics: Eyeprime)
I’m not a Robin Thicke fan. To tell you the truth, I didn’t even know that he existed until a few days ago when someone showed me the video for #BlurredLines his new single I’m assuming. The best way I can describe the guy is to say that he is an older version of Justin timberlake making better music. Well to put out better music than Justin Timberlake wouldn’t be very hard. The best part is the unrated version of the video (which is up there for your viewing pleasure) Because it has some great looking naked models. Making the video one of the greatest ever and sadly for you NSFW but hey live a little and watch it. Who knows if you concentrate really hard you might see some vagine, I swear I was able to. (Video: Vevo)
Have you heard of a movie called Spring Breakers? You should have. The studio has only been promoting the movie for close to a year by “leaking” set pictures and other things. It pretty much is an excuse to put Selena Gomez, Ashley Benson, Vanessa Hudgens and Rachel Korine in a bikini running around like sluts. Vice made a behind the scenes video and I haven’t really seen it but it should be good.
This is the last post of the day, it is my last day in Chicago and I would like to go out and do somethings on the town. See you tomorrow.
Taylor Swift is better known for singing songs about her break ups, profiting from said break ups, and using her vagina like a ring by trying every penis around until one fits and she can finally be happily forever after, until she needs a new hit of course. But apparently that last sentence would be wrong because according to her she has only dated two guys. Don’t laugh the girl is serious. Vanity Fair:
Swift says that “if you want some big revelation, since 2010 I have dated exactly two people,” meaning Conor Kennedy and One Direction’s Harry Styles. Though she has gone out with some of the entertainment world’s most notorious bachelors, including Jake Gyllenhaal, Taylor Lautner, Joe Jonas, and John Mayer, Swift says, “[t]he fact that there are slide shows of a dozen guys that I either hugged on a red carpet or met for lunch or wrote a song with. . . it’s just kind of ridiculous.” As she sits drinking lavender lemonade in her “Tim Burton–Alice in Wonderland–pirate ship–Peter Pan” apartment, Swift continues, “It’s why I have to avoid the tabloid part of our culture, because they turn you into a fictional character.” When Sales asks Swift if she’s boy-crazy, Swift smiles. “For a female to write about her feelings, and then be portrayed as some clingy, insane, desperate girlfriend in need of making you marry her and have kids with her, I think that’s taking something that potentially should be celebrated—a woman writing about her feelings in a confessional way—that’s taking it and turning it and twisting it into something that is frankly a little sexist.”
How horrible it must be to be a woman who herself writes songs about her break ups and portrays herself as a poor victim of all this mean men who are only after one thing, her small delicate flower. There is more craziness though. Vanity Fair:
Swift’s rules is that she doesn’t go into the personal details of any of her relationships, she authorized someone to discuss them with Sales. “He wore her down,” the source says of Styles, who allegedly “chased” Swift for a year. “He was all, like, ‘You’re amazing—I want to be with you. I want to do this.’” The relationship fell apart after he texted Swift to alert her of a picture on the Internet of him kissing a friend good-bye. They were “making outlike with their hands all up in each other’s hair,” says the source. After Swift ended the relationship, he pursued her for the better part of a year until she finally took him back. “But the whole time she says she feels like he’s looking at every girl,” the source continues. And then when they were in London together he “disappears one night and after that it was like he just didn’t want to keep going.” Styles’s rep, Benny Tarantini at Columbia Records, said that all of Swift’s source’s claims are “undeniably false.”
“It was like a pendulum for her, swinging back and forth,” the source says of Swift’s exes, with all of whom age has been a problem. Conor Kennedy, 17 at the time, was “just like a two-month thing,” the source continues, and Swift “says he was awesome.” The source says, “She dated Jake [Gyllenhaal] and John [Mayer] when she was really young and they were in their 30s, and she got really hurt. So it was like ‘That hurt—this won’t. But then it did.’”
In response to the rumors that Swift was looking to buy a house next to the home of her then boyfriend Conor Kennedy’s family in Hyannis Port, Swift tells Sales, “People say that about me, that I apparently buy houses near every boy I like—that’s a thing that I apparently do. If I like you I will apparently buy up the real-estate market just to freak you out so you leave me.” Swift continues, “One of these things I say to myself to calm myself down when I feel like it’s all too much . . . If there’s a pregnancy rumor, people will find out it’s not true when you wind up not being pregnant, like nine months from now, and if there’s a house rumor, they’ll find out it’s not true when you are actively not ever spotted at that house.”
But Sales reports that Swift actually did purchase the house. According to someone close to the situation, she had been viewing the property with her parents for over a year under the recommendation of Rory Kennedy. In November 2012, the Cape Cod Times reported the house had been sold to Ocean Drive LLC for $4.8 million. The company’s filing papers name a certain “Jesse P. Schaudies” of 13management—Taylor Swift’s management company. Schaudies did not return calls made to 13management’s offices, but according to the source, the Hyannis Port house was recently resold. “It was like a house-flip,” the source says. “A good short-term investment.”
Oh wait so you did buy the house. Liar, liar
pants vagina on fire. I have some information here showing that you even made a profit from the sale, but that’s not the only thing. She talks about Tina Fey and Amy Poehler who dared to make fun of her at the Golden Globes ceremony. This you have to hear. Vanity Fair:
“You know, Katie Couric is one of my favorite people,” Taylor Swift tells Vanity Fair contributing editor Nancy Jo Sales on the subject of mean girls in general and in response to an incident at this year’s Golden Globes, where Amy Poehler and Tina Fey mocked her highly scrutinized love life. “Because she said to me she had heard a quote that she loved, that said, ‘There’s a special place in hell for women who don’t help other women.’”
So this bitch is saying that if you as a woman criticize her at all and don’t support the way she lives her life, you are her enemy? Sorry to break it to you Taylor, but most women who see you dating every guy in Hollywood will have something to say. Because society says that a woman shouldn’t be sleeping around and dating around as much as you do ( I of course don’t agree with that thinking). If you are going to have the balls to sing about every guy you break up with and get photographed with each of them, then you should be able to take the criticism.
Today the new Iron Man 3 trailer premiered and can I say that I just came in my pants a bit? Because this movie looks amazing. We are going to be seeing Gwyneth Paltrow in a bra but that’s not the best part, it looks like Tony Stark (Robert Downey JR) has built himself a small army of Iron Man and they are coming to kick some bad guy ass and hopefully Gwyneth Paltrow’s too because she is so annoying in real life. If this movie doesn’t make over $200 mill I don’t know what will. Maybe other studios should take notice and insert Iron Man in every movie they make. Update: I switched to the Youtube video for those that kept complaining of the Flash issue. (Video: Yahoo/Marvel/Joblomovienetwork)
There’s this story of a confrontation between Anne Hathaway and Amanda Seyfried a few days before the Oscars ceremony and this proves how big of a bitch Anne Hathaway really is. Attacking my poor Amanda over something so stupid read on. US:
An insider close to the situation tells Us Hathaway learned during an Oscar rehearsal at Hollywood’s Dolby Theatre on Saturday, Feb. 22 that Seyfried planned to wear a dress notably similar to hers to the ceremony. After Hathaway asked about her pal’s dress, Seyfried graciously shared an iPhone snap of the Alexander McQueen creation.
“Anne was like ‘WTF?!’” the source reports. “She started throwing a fit!” The 30-year-old Best Supporting Actress victor, however, “never told Amanda she had to change the dress.” Still, Seyfried, 27, was ruffled by Hathaway’s tirade. “Amanda didn’t want to deal with it and left” the rehearsal, the source notes.
But the drama didn’t end there — spilling into Oscars Sunday, as Hathaway fretted over the switch-up with her glam squad at home. “Anne made the fashion, make up, hair, and jewelry teams wait at her home for hours as she decided what to do about the dress debacle,” a second insider tells Us. The star also “asked for silence so she could rehearse her singing for the Les Mis tribute at the Oscars. It was a painfully long experience.”
Hathaway acknowledged the kerfuffle in a surprising statement released by her publicist earlier this week. “It came to my attention late Saturday night that there would be a dress worn to the Oscars that is remarkably similar to the Valentino I had intended to wear, and so I decided it was best for all involved to change my plans,”
Over a dress? As if anyone cares. Doesn’t she know that the only reason anyone pays any attention to her is because she shows her tits in every movie she gets a chance to? But all that will change once hottie Amanda Seyfried starts showing her tits all over the place with the upcoming biopic about porn star Linda Lovelace coming to theaters soon.