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Sorry about last week but my laptop decided that it would be fun to die on me. So after I bought a new one I didn’t feel like writing. But today I do and I’m back with your weekend movie Box Office predictions, Who will reign the Box Office Come Monday. I don’t know but I’m hoping that my guess is right.

Opening 03/05/2010

- Alice in Wonderland
- Brooklyn’s Finest
- The Secret of Kells (NYC)

Box Office Will Look Like

1)Alice In Wonderland
2)Shutter Island
3)Brooklyn’s Finest
4)Cop Out

It is time for this feature that is coming hot straight out to you from my head. Sorry, I just finished listening to a hip hop station and I was in DJ hood mode. Predictions for your weekend box office. Side note: I will not do posts on Lady Gaga because I find her irritatingly annoying, Tiger Woods because I’ve had it with him, Heidi Montag because she is an attention whore an the whole plastic surgery thing is just stupid, so stop asking. Now time to get down and Predict. Sorry that this feature is late but I had some problems getting it done.

Opening 02/19/2010
- Shutter Island
- The Ghost Writer
- Happy Tears (Limited)
- The Good Guy (LA/NY)

Box Office will look like
1) Shutter Island
2) Valentine’s Day
3) Percy Jackson
4) The Wolfman

We are two days away from Valentine’s Day. A great day to predict that most people will get laid if you go to a bar and find some single starving for something on Valentine’s day girls, if you play your cards right. But this feature isn’t that Kind of predicting. Here I predict who will be number one come Monday on that Box Office, which movie people will favor over the weekend.

Opening 02/12/10
- The Wolfman
- Valentine’s Day
- Percy Jackson and the Olympians: The Lighting thief
- My name is Kahn

Box Office will look like
1) The Wolfman
2) Valentine’s Day
3) Avatar
4) Percy JAckson

Another edition of your favorite I can’t live without it feature Prediction is here, so called experts are saying that one of the movies opening this weekend might take “Avatar” down. Who knows, have they taken into accountability the nasty storm hitting the middle of the country and the east coast? That is going to cost some viewers. But let’s stop writing and reading (for you) and let’s get Predicting.

Opening 02/05/10
- Dear John
- From Paris With Love
- Frozen (Limited)
- Banlieue13-Ultimatum (Limited)
- Red Riding 1974 (Limited)

Box Office will look like
1) From Paris With Love
2) Avatar
3) Dear John
4) Edge of Darkness

I know all of you were lost last week without the Predictions feature. Sorry I was sick. But let’s see what this weekend brings because seriously can a movie open this weekend that will take down “Avatar”? It would be great if “When In Rome” did it because that will go down in history. Isn’t it enough people? it’s time to move on to other films. Who knows, let’s cross our fingers and see what happens.

Opening 01/29/10
- When in Rome
- Edge Of Darkness
- North Face (Limited)
- Saint John of Las Vegas (LA/NY)

Box Office will look like

1) Edge Of Darkness
2) Avatar
3) When In Rome
4) Legion

Another edition on Predictions is upon us and this time it is on time. This has been a good week so far, let’s hope that I don’t screwed up. Last week was a horrible showing when it came to predicting the box office winner. I’m planning on doing a better job today, after the bottles of vodka I’m thinking clearly for once. Let’s hope that this time those dam blue people fall from the top to let another movie claim the title of number one.

Opening 01/15/2010

-The Spy Next door
-The Book of Eli
-Fish Tank (NYC only)
-Chance Pe Dance (Limited)
-The Lovely Bones (Goes Wide)

Box Office will look like

1) The Book Of Eli
2)Avatar
3)The Spy next door
4)Alvin and the Chipmunks

Hello! how are you? Let’s see what we have over here, oh yes, the fact that I have been right the last three weeks of Predictions. I’m hoping to continue the trend but this might be the week when I get it wrong with so many movies coming out, taking people in different directions. I think people are ready for new movies. Can the blue people continue to be number one? go ahead and read on to find out.

Coming out 01/08/10
-Daybreakers
-Youth in revolt
-Leap Year
-Crazy on the outside (limited)
-Wonderful World (LA/NY)
-Bitch Slap (LA/NY/SF) (Ed. Note: why bother making this crap? just watch the trailer of this mess)

Box Office will look like:

1) Daybreakers
2) Avatar
3) Youth in Revolt
4) Leap Year

Happy New Year!, welcome to The First Predictions Post for 2010. I closed last year with a two week winning streak of predicting the weekend Box Office, let’s see if it can continue. This weekend (New Year’s weekend) is typically slow so movie studios don’t really release anything, so we are going to have to see if the movies that opened last weekend change much in their positions, I’m guessing no. Also check out our last post of 2009. Note: Starting next week this feature will go back to it’s usual day Fridays.

Opening 12/30/2009
- The White Ribbon (Limited)
- The Loss of a Teardrop Diamond (LA/NY)

Box Office will look like
1) Avatar
2) Sherlock Holmes
3) Alvin and The Chipmunks
4) It’s Complicated

Yes it is the day after Christmas and my Predictions might be a bit late but I’m hoping that I will be accurate. Of course I’m here, my powers wouldn’t let me stay away. I’m not using any numbers or anything factual but based on what I saw at the multiplex yesterday I think I can give you a pretty accurate Prediction for the weekend. If I get all right again this weekend your sister promised to blow me so for our sake let’s hope I’m right.

Opening 12/25/2009
-It’s Complicated
-The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus
-Sherlock Holmes
-Alvin and The Chipmunks: The Squeakel (12/23)
-Up in the Air (Expanded on 12/23)
-Nine (Expands)

Box Office will look like:
1)Avatar
2)Sherlock Holmes
3)Alvin and The Chipmunks
4)It’s Complicated

Hello, it is Friday and I’m currently about 30 thousand feet in the air. No I’m not high stop those rumors now. I’m flying in an airplane it’s so exciting. I asked the stewardess if she wanted to join the mile high club, but she just laughed at me, which can only mean that she is dying to do it, I’m really good at picking up hints. But nothing can keep me from providing you with the knowledge of what the Box Office will look like come Monday, because of the movies opening this weekend it should be fairly easy to predict the weekend.

Openeing 12/18/2009
1) Did you hear about the Morgans?
2) Avatar
3) Crazy Heart (12/16 Limited)
4) Nine (Limited-Wide on 12/25)
5)The Young Victoria (Limited)

Box Office will look like
1) Avatar
2) The Princess and the Frog
3) The Blind Side
4) Did you hear about the Morgans?