So, guess what I’ve been gone for a bit. I guess a week or so, the thing is that I had my appendix removed and I was in pain and a lot of [pain killers and didn't feel like moving. Today 'm better and will continue running this award winning blog. Lindsay Lohan is looking for a comeback desperately and she lunched her own clothing line 6126 specially made for girls that want to dress in a provocative slutty kind of way. I know that if I meet any girls wearing this type of outfit when I'm out and about then I'm guaranteed some sort of sexual favor in exchange of a drink.
Lindsay Lohan was on her way to a friends house wearing a see through dress, looking pretty hot in the dress and then a white cloud appeared out of nowhere and everyone looked around, at first I thought Lindsay opened her coke bag too hard and ripped it, then I looked down and it was her shoe. Yes either this girl has the stinkiest feet, a bad case of athletes foot or something because no one wears that much powder in their shoes. Maybe she was going to her friends house to deliver “The Product”. Who knows all I know is that she needs to stop wearing a bra with that dress. (Pics PacificCoastNews/Hollywoodtuna)
Lindsay Lohan fell the other day, her career is in the toilet and she can’t decide if she is a lesbian or not. She can’t catch a break because the other day she tried to get into a party hosted by Victoria’s Secret and they didn’t let her in. Radar Online:
THE place to be in Hollywood Thursday night was the Victoria’s Secret party at hot new nightclub Trousdale…that is if you were anybody other than Lindsay Lohan.While celebs like Nicole Richie and Paris Hilton had a blast catching up and Russell Brand flirted with VS super-models Miranda Kerr and Alessandra Ambrosio, Lindsay was blocked at the door, RadarOnline.com has learned exclusively.
“As soon as she strolled up to the door, the rope was quickly pulled in front of her,” an eyewitness tells RadarOnline.com. “She tried to pass the big bodyguard but he blocked her way.” No matter what Lindsay did, she couldn’t get in!
Lindsay didn’t care and still tried to barge her way through, our eyewitness says. “But the security guys weren’t having it and escorted her to the exit.”
Lindsay baby you just had your worst week ever. I don’t know how to make you feel better, but I know what would make me feel better while I try to make you feel better, let’s just say that it involves my P in your V going in and out.
Lindsay Lohan was walking the other day and fell down, not many people know why this happened to her. Could it be that she was so drunk that she could barely walk? My Lindsay nooo, My Lindsay would never touch a drink bec…What The NY Post is saying I’m wrong? Let’s see:
Lindsay Lohan fell on her face into an agave plant on her way into a house party in LA early yesterday. The troubled starlet — who recently announced she’s clear of drugs and booze — stumbled again as she exited on her killer heels, slurring at photographers, “You guys pushed me,” which they denied.
Spies tell us that Lohan was already a mess earlier in the night at the Chateau Marmont. One witness said, “Lindsay was with a group of friends and freaked out when she thought she’d lost her handbag, going round looking under people’s tables. But eventually she realized she’d left it on a chair on the other side of the room. Then she locked herself in a toilet stall and began screaming on her phone, saying: ‘I can’t believe you are not here!’ When a girl at the sink asked her if she was OK, she told her to get lost. Once back outside she got grumpy when a friend told her she looked tired.”
I guess I was wrong maybe Lindsay does like to party and booze it up to the point that she can’t even walk. Lindsay give me a call I like to party too, specially until the girl passes out, I’ve noticed that the drunker they are the hotter I become. (Pics WWTDD)
Lindsay Lohan is going to be in the new issue of Purple Magazine in a photo shoot by Terry Richardson, he was the photographer for the Pirelli calendar too. He makes Lindsay look pretty good, nothing like the Muse magazine pictures. Lindsay is in Lingerie and showing her ass these pictures reignite my lust for Lindsay. I know she needs some acting work, I’m putting together a small production that could get her to the next step. Here the story, Lindsay looks lost in the world, a handsome blogger shows up in his white horse and takes her to his palace where he performance many sexual tricks that opens her eyes to a whole new world.This sounds to me what AVN’s are made out Lindsay, have your people call my people.(Pics Egotastic)
Lindsay Lohan arrived a st some event for Haiti in Britain which took place after the Britain Music awards. She was looking like a very respectful lady in that dress that covered all of her assets. But we all know the real Lindsay, we want more of the party girl because what would be the point of doing posts about her if she gets all boring. (Pics Wenn)
Lindsay Lohan keeps teasing me with her gigantic breasts everytime I look at her, I will present my case for you. Evidence of that is this picture which came from L’Uomo Vogue, which was taken by Bryan Adams (Yes, that Bryan Adams) See what I’m saying judge? she is here again barely wearing a man’s dress shirt and that just drives me crazy. The defense wont stand for it! but I will take a private show and then I’ll consider dropping the charges. E-mail me.
Lindsay Lohan career is dying, if it isn’t already dead. The insider, a show on CBS decided to do a piece on Lindsay Lohan and the fact that she has become a, get this ‘Celebrity Hoarder’, that means that Lindsay keeps a bunch of shit at her house that she couldn’t use in this lifetime. Can’t she afford a maid to come clean that shit once a week, I’ll recommend her someone, your mom perhaps. Check out the video on the top. All I know is that I see a lot spots where I can pin her legs to her ears, the balcony with the view is a great location.(Pics Drunkenstepfather/Video The insider)
We all have seen Lindsay Lohan taking naked pictures. For a while it was treated as world news but now, not so much. She needs something to jump start her career again. What would be the best way to do it? get hire to be in Robert Rodriguez new film. Hollywoodlife:
Not only will the 22-year-old actress go topless as gun-toting socialite April Benz in Robert Rodriguez’s new action flick, Machete, but she goes skinny-dipping with her on-screen mom!
HollywoodLife.com got a hold of the original Machete script, and as of now, Lindsay – who has about 10 minutes of screen time as gun-toting socialite April Benz – is slated to get wet and naked while swimming in a waterfall with Alicia Rachel Marek, 34, who plays her mother, June.
See what a great move. Let’s hope that Robert Rodriguez can get her naked on film and that this girl can get some of her career back. If not she can always intern over here. Pics are NSFW.
The Golden Globes were yesterday and the show was ok but I’ll say more in a later post. Lindsay Lohan was at what I’m assuming was an after party and all I gotta say is that she cleans up good when she tries. She looks the nicest I’ve seen on a red carpet in a while here’s hoping that the trend continues and that this year brings more nipple slip form her. (Pics Egotasttic)
Lindsay Lohan is at the launch of something called Vida, hosted by our other favorite Sofia Vergara. She is wearing a shirt that is see through showing her big beautiful boobs, why would someone do that? because they are attention starved whores that is why. Lindsay should just do a Hustler spread by now, we have all seen her tits and vagina let’s just make it official and do a proper photo shoot for it. Click on the links to have a good time. (Pics Wenn)
