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Miranda Kerr Candice Swanepoel and Alessandra Ambrosio together are a dream come true

There was some photo shoot and the hottest models around decided to get together in a pool for it. Miranda Kerr, Candice Swanepoel and Alessandra Amborosio are together in a tiny pool in bikinis acting sexy as if lining up for me to choose who is going to be the lucky one to score with me. Well I can’t chose, so I guess that I’m going to have to take one for the team and do it with all three. (Pics Wenn/Egotastic)

Alessandra Ambrosio sexy see through pictures from Elle Magazine France

Alessandra Ambrosio has been on the site a lot so by now you should know how I feel about her. There is something about her that just makes me want to jump her bones, maybe I can try to see if she can put her legs behind her head. I don’t want this post to be short, so I will tell you about my day so far. My Alarm went off at 6:00 am, I hit the snooze button and woke up at 6:15 am, took my morning pee, waved hello at my friend Mr. Wood, walked a couple of steps to my computer, I hit it a couple of times because the bitch wouldn’t wake up, wrote this up and now you are reading it, stay tuned to see what surprises the day brings. I wonder if Hollywood would want to make a movie of my exciting life. (Pics Elle Mag/Egotastic)

Thank you for the welcome Alessandra Updated

Alessandra Ambrosio is in St Barths doing some photo shoot, I’m going to venture and say that they are for Victoria’s Secret, these pictures also show that she is been reading the Kama Sutra book that I send her. She is about to make one of my dreams come true, when I get home, she is waiting for me with her legs open asking for it. Even though I think that her feet are ugly and I’m not a big fan of outie belly buttons. I will pull a John Mayer and sell all my possessions just to crash into her while listening to Dave Matthews. Update: 3 New pictures (The first three) that show Alessandra changing. I think that I can see some nipple on picture 3. (Pics WWTDD/Splashnews)

Alessandra Ambrosio shows some T&A

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Alessandra Ambrosio is a model and oh look at that, she is letting you see her nipple in one of these pictures, oh and don’t forget that ass too, how nice of her. She knows that is Friday morning and it’s hard to wake up, so hopefully she is able to pump some blood down there and help the little guy up and help you get with your day. Isn’t she nice? She personally asked me to write this words. You don’t believe me? call her then go ahead, ask her. (Pics Egotastic)

Alessandra Ambrosio gives us our presents early

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Alessandra Ambrosio is undoubtedly one of the hottest girls around (except for her feet) and she decided to publish a bunch of personal pictures. That means that they are from her own personal collection! She has decided to give us a rare glimpse at what she looks like in her private moments, like showing us her ass, posing in different bikinis at the beach, playing with the camera…Wait isn’t that her job as a model? Oh well I guess there isn’t much to get excited about except that she is hot and my penis is calling me away because it is still learning how to use the DVD player, he is so cute when he wants to watch his porn.

Alessandra Ambrosio is late to the party

As you can remember on Friday I did Victoria’s Secret models posts in St Barths as all them are over there doing some photo shoot for the upcoming catalogue. Well Alessandra Ambrosio showed up  little late but she is there too. My penis just woke up, finally that lazy bastard. Here are the pictures for you. (Pics WWTDD/Hollywoodtuna)

Alessandra Ambrosio in a bikini

Alessandra Ambrosio is in St Barths shooting for a Victoria’s Secret catalog looking good. She is hot from the neck down and from her ankles up. Because she has a weird looking face and her feet are huge, but I’m willing to overlook all of that for about $100 bucks. That is right I’m so hot that she will have to pay me to get a taste of my elixir of love. I’m cheap I know. In the last picture she is remembering last nights orgasm.