Arnold Schwarzenegger wrote a book about all the stupid things that he has done, amongst them having sex with clearly a very unattractive maid, not wearing a rubber and having a kid with her. Best part is that he is now making the rounds to promote it, last night he was on 60 minutes. TMZ:

Arnold refused to answer questions regarding how he found out about Joseph — the secret son he had with his former housekeeper Mildred Baena.

Arnold says he never had a point-blank conversation with Mildred about Joseph, he just “put things together”  — and secretly started sending her money.

Arnold says Mildred — who was still working for him at the time — never questioned the cash, saying she “knew what it was about,” but insists it wasn’t money to keep her quiet.

He then defends her and says,”Mildred is a good person. She was not out to get me or take advantage of me.”

Isn’t  it nice that she was just after his penis but not his money, Arnold has horrible taste in woman.

Why tell your wife? you don’t want that bitch nagging you do you? TMZ:

“She gave up her television career for you.  I mean, wow, was this the most unbelievable act of betrayal to Maria?”

Arnold would not acknowledge Stahl’s question.  Instead he deflected by saying, “I think it was the stupidest thing I’ve done in the whole relationship.  It was terrible I inflicted tremendous pain on Maria and unbelievable pain on the kids.”

And it’s even worse.  Arnold has not even shown the book to Maria.  When Stahl asked if she knew what Arnold had written, all he would say was, “She knows that it’s about my whole life.”

You are right Arnold why tell Maria? she deserves to find out like everyone else, get your fat ass to a bookstore and buy your own copy of the book because the gravy train stops here Maria Shriver, (Video: TMZ)