Breaking news Kate Upton prefers string bikinis
Heidi Klum rescued some people from drowning and her nipple came out to say hi
Betty Gilpin shows her huge boobs on a special episode of Nurse Jackie…Again
Olivia Culpo showed up in a see through dress for the New York screening of the Great Gatsby
Olivia Munn got hot so she took the sweater puppies out for a fresh walk aka she had a nip slip

Nikki Leigh is trying to become a bikini model she looks better in these naked pictures should stay that way

If we have learned anything from Playboy Playmates is that it isn’t a quick way to fame as a lot of them think. Many of them end as old, fat homemakers or regretful old church ladies. There is the exception of course like for example Sarah Jean Underwood who took her T & A (That’s Tits and Ass to the uneducated ones) to G4 and became a video game “journalist”. I’m sure that there are many more, but I don’t feel like naming them.Nikki Leigh is trying to follow the “redemption” path as I call it by starting to model bikinis. She did just that the other day in Santa Monica, good luck with that. Because there is no way we are going to forget that you were naked from head to toes on the pages of Playboy. So here you have two sets of pictures.
The boring ones, where she is modeling bikinis. No one cares about those =(.
Right below that gallery is where the fun starts (What a coincidence that’s the same area where the fun starts in my pants too) In that gallery you will get beautiful high res, glossy gorgeous pictures (That whole statement might not be true) of Nikki’s beaver and tits. Be sure to freely abuse yourself to her NSFW pictures. (Pics: Playboy/Fame/Flynet)


The Fun ones and NSFW.

Angelina Jolie had a double mastectomy we mourn her breasts with topless pictures

Angelina Jolie announced that she recently had a double mastectomy in order to prevent cancer. We shouldn’t be sad, because she did it to make sure that she lives a long healthy life for her kids. Here is her announcement. USA Today:

“My chances of developing breast cancer have dropped from 87% to under 5%,” Jolie writes. “I can tell my children that they don’t need to fear they will lose me to breast cancer.”

She says she feels “empowered that I made a strong choice that in no way diminishes my femininity.”

Jolie salutes her partner, Brad Pitt, who she says was with her during her surgeries at the Pink Lotus Breast Center.

“I am fortunate to have a partner, Brad Pitt, who is so loving and supportive,” Jolie writes. “So to anyone who has a wife or girlfriend going through this, know that you are a very important part of the transition.”

She wrote about the whole experience on a piece titled My Medical Choice for the New York Times (Click to read her perspective and experience). I told you not to be sad that her boobs are now gone. Because luckily the lady loved going topless in a lot of her movies. So they will be immortalized forever. Here I give you a tribute to the breasts that are no more, enjoy and fap freely. Of course as touching and uplifting as this post is. It is still a NSFW post. (Pics: Celebrity movie archive)

Betty Gilpin shows her huge boobs on a special episode of Nurse Jackie…Again

Last Sunday was mothers day and a great thing happened. No, your mom hasn’t given it up yet. That tease. Nurse Jackie was on and Betty Gilpin got topless again. I had not realized how big her boobs were until I saw them in this last episode those puppies are nice and big ready for me to pet them. I’m glad that this episode gives you instructions on what to do, I wouldn’t have been sure when to take my pants off otherwise. It’s just like when you go to the movie theater to watch a 3D movie and they tell you to put your glasses on. You can follow her instructions along for this post too. FYI: If huge, large, bare beautiful tits are a no, no around you then know that this post is NSFW for excessive boob fun.

Kanye West gets blinded by Kim Kardashians ass hits head on street sign and blames paparazzi for own stupidity


So here is a good one. Kanye West was walking looking down because I heard that he watched Zoolander and now he believes that taking a picture will steal a part of his soul. Or maybe Kim Kardashian’s ass is so huge that the sun was bouncing from it into his eyes blinding him and forcing to look down. Maybe he realized by looking at her huge ass, that probably it’ll never get any smaller and that he is going to be paying through the nose in child support for the next 18 years. Whichever way he ran into a street sign because he is moron. Then acted like a bitch about it and started yelling at the paparazzi. How about looking up when you walk like normal people do. (Video: DJAlid)

Reese Witherspoon is an America citizen and an entitled bitch

I read about the Reese Witherspoon saga but I was too lazy to post anything about it. Until now that everything is done and no one cares, that’s how I roll.
I hadn’t seen the videos of her rant when the cop was arresting her husband. Now that I have I can say that the videos are hilarious. There is a reason for the post now you see?. Specially when she keeps repeating (on the video above) that she is an American citizen and pulls the lamest Hollywood line ever. “Do you know my name?” Proving what a pain in the ass she must be to deal with in a daily basis.

The next video is the continuation of her getting arrested. You can also hear the audio of Reese talking to her husband when they are on the back of the police car. She of course keeps talking and sounding like an idiot. She also keeps repeating that she is an American citizen. Not missing a beat she threatens the cop by telling him that the arrest will make national news. Was she trying to imply that the cop should be afraid of her Hollywood ass? Fuck you Reese.

Finally a few weeks ago they went to court to face their charges. Her husband pled guilty to DUI charges and Reese pled guilty to being a dumbass entitled American citizen. Ok I made that last part up. But she did pled no contest to being a pain in the ass. Ok I made that up too but she should have. She did pled no contest to disorderly conduct.

Jessica Alba if you need me to see your boobs dont do it in the playground…you might get in trouble

With my penis that is. Milf Jessica Alba was out in some city in the USA. Ok I think she was New York City. It looks like she was at some playground, maybe with her kids or at least I hope she was with her kids. Otherwise showing her boobs to all the kids in the playground might be considered a crime but only because I wasn’t around to witness it. You can check out more NSFW pictures of Jessica Alba over here. (Pics: Splash/AKM/GSI)

Betty Gilpin gives us two reasons to watch Nurse Jackie…her boobs

I have never seen Nurse Jackie which is a show on Showtime. Betty Gilpin is putting this show on the map for me. Why you ask? Well she has two big round reasons to get my eyes and balls to the party. She unleashed those boobs on the episode that aired on Sunday, May 5 to get her name all over the internet and her boobs on every ones list. Hopefully there is a young (or old it doesn’t matter to tell you the truth) writer with the right script to get her to do full frontal nudity. Of course as long as it helps the story in said scriptPictures are NSFW because of her luscious tits and some of the images feature her nice white ass too. So you are warned.

Olivia Munn got hot so she took the sweater puppies out for a fresh walk aka she had a nip slip

Summer is just around the corner and it is getting hot out here in LA. Proof of that is Olivia Munn who felt that her boobs should not be suffocated by a bra and wore a knitted sweater. With huge holes to let her nipples get some air and proudly give us a peek of her mammary glands on her way out of the Chateau Marmont. Pictures could be considered NSFW by some sensitive people who don’t like boobies. (Pics: Pacific Coast News)

Olivia Culpo showed up in a see through dress for the New York screening of the Great Gatsby

The Great Gatsby is the new upcoming Leonardo Di Caprio and Tobey Maguire (The original Spider-Man) movie which had a screening in New York. Olivia Culpo thought that this would be a great opportunity to put the spotlight on her tits. The reigning Miss America and Miss Universe beauty showed up to the screening wearing a see through dress that accentuated her nipple by letting us see them. She clearly wants to make sure that her fame extends longer than the year she gets holding Miss Universe tittle by holding my penis in attention. Images might be considered NSFW by a boring stick in the mud type people like your boss. (Pictures: INF/WENN/PCN/Fame Flynet)

Heidi Klum rescued some people from drowning and her nipple came out to say hi


Hi, yes I’m alive. Thank you for not worrying. I know I’m sporadically appearing once in a while, but I have a real job which makes this blogging thing hard sometimes.
Anyway a couple of weeks ago Heidi Klum became a hero when she jumped into the ocean to rescue her kids and the out of shape nannies she employs from drowning.
Of course Heidi became my hero when her nipple slipped off of her bathing suit. I gotta give it to her tits for making an everyday drowning story into a great nip slip adventure worthy of our attention. Pictures are NSFW (Pics: Eyeprime)