Hi it’s me yes I am back, sorry for almost two-week absence but I was so sick that I couldn’t get out of bed, today is the first that I feel well enough to pick up the laptop and deal with the internet.
So now that that’s out of the way here are the movies opening this weekend, I really want to see Man on a ledge and then The Grey, I want to see how many people the wolves eat, finally you have the new Katherine Heigl crap movie One for the money which I really don’t care for. I know that you are excited that I’m back but stop jumping up and down you might get hurt. Fandango:
The Grey: Liam Neeson leads an unruly group of oil-rig roughnecks when their plane crashes into the remote Alaskan wilderness. Battling mortal injuries and merciless weather, the survivors have only a few days to escape the icy elements – and a vicious pack of rogue wolves on the hunt.
Man on a Ledge: In the heart-pounding thriller ‘Man on a Ledge,’ Nick Cassidy (Sam Worthington) makes a desperate and life-threatening move to prove his innocence after he is framed for the theft of a rare, prized diamond. Recently escaped from prison and with nowhere else to go, Nick climbs onto the ledge of a towering skyscraper, inviting the eyes of New York City to anxiously watch as one wrong step could mean plunging to his death.
One for the Money: A proud, born-and-bred Jersey girl, Stephanie Plum’s got plenty of attitude, even if she’s been out of work for the last six months and just lost her car to a debt collector. Desperate for some fast cash, Stephanie turns to her last resort: convincing her sleazy cousin to give her a job at his bail bonding company…as a recovery agent.
Olivia Munn is the latest celebrity to get naked for PETA’s “I’d Rather Go Naked Than Wear Fur” campaign, the posters show her naked but hiding all of the fun parts, what a bitch right? why keep all the fun to herself? US:
Munn also filmed a video exposing the Chinese fur industry, which is currently the world’s top exporter of animal pelts.
“As a proud person of Chinese descent, it broke my heart to learn just how terribly animals suffer and die on Chinese fur farms and that there are no penalties for this abuse,” Munn says.
“When you think about even that little tiny trim of fur on your gloves or on your collar, that is still coming from an animal that had to endure so much pain just for you,” she adds. “There’s nothing good about pretending like you don’t know.”
I didn’t know that she was of Chinese descent, that would be considered Asian right? have you heard what people say about an Asian girls vagina? that they are very tight. I know it’s true because this one time I was having sex with an Asian girl and she was so tight that we got stuck, thankfully her dad was around and he threw some water on us to separate us. (Pics: Zimbio)
MILF Heather Locklear was rushed to the hospital because she decided to mix a lot of alcohol with a ton of pills, most people would say that she was starting the party early, but most of the people who would say that are probably dead so that isn’t such a good thing. I really haven’t read the story so why don’t we do it together. TMZ:
Heather Locklear was taken to the hospital by ambulance Thursday afternoon after taking a dangerous mix of prescription drugs and alcohol … law enforcement sources tell TMZ. We’ve learned … Locklear’s sister called 911 at 2:05 PM PT fearing Heather was in danger.
The fire department, along with the Ventura County Sheriff’s Department responded. Paramedics examined Heather and determined she needed to be hospitalized.
This is not the first time Locklear has had a medical emergency where 911 responded. In 2008, her doctor was concerned she may have overdosed on prescription meds. He called 911 and the operator described the situation as a “suicide attempt.” It turned out to be a false alarm.
Locklear recently called off her engagement to Jack Wagner.
Heather was at the Lakers game Tuesday night … hanging with a friend, who was playfully trying to take away her beverage. It’s unclear if the drink contained alcohol.
8:00 PM PT: A hospital spokesperson tells TMZ, Heather was awake and responsive when she arrived today — and she is currently responding well to treatment. According to the spokesperson, Heather is doing much better now and doctors are hopeful she will be released tomorrow.
So according to this story she’s done this before? either she is too stupid to read the directions on the bottle of pills or she likes getting really high on prescription pills. I’m thinking the latter but if Heather is getting down on herself, I have a nice spot here in my bed for her, a couple of nights together will show her how much my penis I appreciate her.
Sadly today is Friday which makes it the last day of the Sucker Punch girls feature but don’t cry because I saved the best for last, I’m talking about ex High School Musical star Vanessa Hudgens who played Blondie in the movie. We have her naked because her cell phone got hacked a few years ago and thanks to her narcissism she had tons of pictures that she took of herself topless and naked, I really hate Zac Efron because he got her right on her prime. Based on the pictures she looks like she would go all out in the sack, we should ask Zac.
So Kate Upton is pretty hot right? I think so and a lot of people do too so here are some picture I found, they are outtakes from some Sport’s Illustrated photoshoot she did and this are great, she is wearing a shirt that is so thin and see through that I can probably pick her nipples from a line up. Go ahead take a look at the pictures and see if you agree with me.
Hi welcome to the first upcoming movies post of the year, I didn’t do one last week because the movies that open the first week of January are usually crap. Everything good? ok great good for you, I’m here just writing away and I had a topic/idea of what I was going to write but I completely forgot about it. I blame it on Grey’s Anatomy which is what I’m watching as I write this. No, fuck you! don’t laugh the show is great, things are finally going well for Meredith. Oh don’t forget to buy your tickets by clicking on the links. Fandango:
Contraband: Ex-smuggler Chris Farraday (Mark Wahlberg) gave up his criminal ways long ago. But, he’s forced back into the game after his brother-in-law, Andy (Caleb Landry Jones), botches a drug deal for a crime lord (Giovanni Ribisi), leaving Chris to settle the debt.
We need to talk about Kevin: A suspenseful and gripping psychological thriller, Lynne Ramsay’s WE NEED TO TALK ABOUT KEVIN explores the factious relationship between a mother and her son. Tilda Swinton, in a bracing, tour-de-force performance, plays the mother, Eva, as she contends for 15 years with the increasing malevolence of her first-born child, Kevin (Ezra Miller).
Joyful Noise: Hard times have fallen on Pacashau, Ga., but the townspeople have faith that the Divinity Church Choir will lift their spirits by winning a national competition. The choir has always made beautiful music, but now, its two leading ladies have hit a sour note. Vi Rose (Queen Latifah) believes that a traditional style is the key to victory, but G.G. (Dolly Parton) thinks tried-and-true means tired-and-old. The two singers must find a harmonious chord or risk losing everything.
Beauty and the Beast 3D: An arrogant young prince (Robby Benson) and his castle’s servants fall under the spell of a wicked enchantress, who turns him into the hideous Beast until he learns to love and be loved in return.
I’m trying to decide if I’m going to do more posts about the People’s Choice Awards besides this one because I really don’t care about those awards. The only reason you are seeing this post is because Ashley Greene showed up in leather and lace and that leather dress is so tight I can make out the outline of her underwear, I wonder if she would’ve been better off not wearing any underwear, based on her history I know that she shaves. Any girls out there willing to wear the same dress and come over? (Pics: Wenn)
Here we go day four of the most amazing feature ever done on this site, the Sucker Punch girls. Ok that’s going a little far but it is pretty good right? Today you have the beautiful Abbie Cornish who played Sweet Pea and it’s part of a huge twist in the movie, I’m being sarcastic when I say that, The twist is so dumb that it doesn’t help the already shitty plot. Abbie has been naked in some movies before and those are the pictures that you see here, of course they are all NSFW. She was in a better movie called Limitless, I would say that if you haven’t seen it you should, now that one is a good one.
There is this movie called Haywire with Antonio Banderas, Michael Douglass, Ewan McGregor and directed by Steven Sodebergh the preview looks great, it’s one of those action movies where the female is the lead and she is kicking everyone’s ass, the female lead is Gina Carano an MMA fighter. I was actually really looking forward to it and then I saw this 5 minute preview of the movie with Gina and the world’s worst actor Channing Tatum, how he still gets work it’s beyond me. This two together in a scene equal to two people just blabbing away lines and a borefest, hopefully I’ll save you some money after you watch this.
It’s 2012 it can only mean a new year full of problems for Lindsay Lohan, it’s starting with the IRS wanting their tax money to the tune of 93k and to add a cherry on top a Paparazzo is suing her for an undisclosed amount. Good thing that she just took her clothes off for Playboy which paid her closed to One Million dollars so she should have the money to pay her debt. TMZ:
Lindsay Lohan has a brand new $93,000 problem — because the federal government claims the actress never paid her 2009 income tax … and now Uncle Sam is finally out to collect.
According to official documents filed in Los Angeles, the Internal Revenue Service has obtained a lien against Lohan for $93,701.57 for failure to pay her federal income tax.
2009 wasn’t a very lucrative year for Lohan … she only released one crappy made-for-TV movie, coupled with a few minor TV appearances.
Now, if Lohan refuses to pay the debt … the government can go after anything that belongs to her … including homes, cars and bank accounts … assuming she has any of those things.
We can only hope that this year will be better but based on recent news, it looks like she is headed for another year where her career continues to go down. Oh yes the Paparazzo that’s suing her for almost running him over will be another issue. TMZ:
A paparazzo is suing Lindsay Lohan … claiming he was badly injured when the car in which Lindsay was riding tried making a fast getaway from a Hollywood club and nailed him.
Grigor Balyan was taking pictures of Lindsay at the time of the accident on January 10, 2010.
Balyan’s lawyer, Neil Steiner, tells TMZ … Lindsay is being sued because her assistant was driving the car at her direction.
Steiner says his client was medically treated for orthopedic and neurologic injuries.
Steiner says he tried settling with Lindsay’s insurance company but they only made “an insignificant offer.” He says all he wants for his client is “reasonable compensation.”
Lindsay what will you do for money? Playboy is out of the table, the only other things that you can do is get naked on film or go and talk to Hustler about a picture spread or you can always go the easy route and become an international escort. So many options which will she chose stay tuned.
Here we are on day three of this amazing Sucker Punch feature that I’ve prepared for all of you. Today is Jamie Chung’s turn, she isn’t a household name yet, she is a hot Asian girl and I was able to find a topless picture of her which makes her even hotter. If you’ve seen The Hangover 2 she plays Stu’s bride.
Story goes that AnnaLyne McCord was bored at let’s say home and someone asked her for a picture so she decided to be nice and she took a picture, but Oh My! her nipple wanted in the picture too and now we have an accidental nipple Twitter picture from her. Enjoy the little one. By the way it’s not the first time, if you click her name you’ll see that this has happened before.
