I read about the Reese Witherspoon saga but I was too lazy to post anything about it. Until now that everything is done and no one cares, that’s how I roll.
I hadn’t seen the videos of her rant when the cop was arresting her husband. Now that I have I can say that the videos are hilarious. There is a reason for the post now you see?. Specially when she keeps repeating (on the video above) that she is an American citizen and pulls the lamest Hollywood line ever. “Do you know my name?” Proving what a pain in the ass she must be to deal with in a daily basis.

The next video is the continuation of her getting arrested. You can also hear the audio of Reese talking to her husband when they are on the back of the police car. She of course keeps talking and sounding like an idiot. She also keeps repeating that she is an American citizen. Not missing a beat she threatens the cop by telling him that the arrest will make national news. Was she trying to imply that the cop should be afraid of her Hollywood ass? Fuck you Reese.

Finally a few weeks ago they went to court to face their charges. Her husband pled guilty to DUI charges and Reese pled guilty to being a dumbass entitled American citizen. Ok I made that last part up. But she did pled no contest to being a pain in the ass. Ok I made that up too but she should have. She did pled no contest to disorderly conduct.