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Jaime Jungers is the big winner

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Howard Stern had the “Mistress Beauty Pageant” going on yesterday and as the title says the winner was Jaime Jungers AKA “Mistress#4″, she won $75 thousand dollars and a ring for first place, Loredana Jolie AKA “Mistress#10″ got second place and $15 thousand dollars and Jaime Grubbs “Mistress #2″ got third place winning $10 thousand dollars and a 50 inch Plasma TV. Here are some Quotes. HowardStern:

Jaime Jungers:

She’d once had sex with Tiger in his Hollywood home –while surrounded by pictures of his family: “You are one hot babe” Jaime said she just turned 27 yesterday, but Howard didn’t care: “Well you’ve got the body of a 21-year-old” Jamie said she and Tiger began their 18 month affair after meeting at the Bellagio’s Light club: “I though at first it was gonna be a one-nighter”

Jamie said the only time she ever asked about his wife, Tiger reported that Elin was “good.” Jamiee didn’t ask again: “I didn’t think it was any of my business.” Howard asked if Tiger had the biggest penis Jamie had ever seen, and she nodded: “I wasn’t frightened, but yeah, he’s a pretty good size…maybe 9 [inches]? It’s a good size.” Jamie added that Tiger may have been long, but he finished quickly: “It was pretty quick.”

Loredana Jolie:

came in next, saying she’d slept with him for 2 years, up until about a year ago. Loredana said they met through a ‘matchmaking agency’: “The initial introduction was $15,000.” She’d played hard-to-get: “I actually gave him a hard time and he kept chasing me.

Loredana said she was Tiger’s ‘favorite girl,’ claiming, “It was more of a girlfriend-boyfriend relationship.” Loredana said they were frequently joined by others in the bedroom: “He was into role-playing…we would go and get tons of girls and he would dress up in a suit.” Tiger would sit and observe the action, masturbating: “We were like little puppets and he liked the whole show.” The sordid scenes were usually all-girl (“”He would invite other girls from other countries to join us…just white…he liked blondes.”), with one variable: “There was also a guy involved…he likes to watch guys [have sex with girls].” Howard thought it sounded like Tiger was acting as some kind of porn video director. 

Jaimee Grubbs:

 ”Of course, I thought I was the only one.” Jamiee said Tiger had been much more reserved with her than the others: “It took him 3 days to even give me a kiss.

Jamiee said her affair with Tiger lasted 2 and half years: “The first year was great.” The couple rarely used protection and had usually banged for around 5-10mins.

Jamiee noted that Tiger’s dirty talk wasn’t necessarily explicit: “It was more of a possessive thing, like, ‘You’re mine, right?’” Jamiee claimed she’d called the shots “I made him watch ‘Desperate Housewives’ many nights…I taught him how to surrender. How to be a kitty-cat instead of a Tiger.” Robin was shocked: “This is amazing how he’s different with every woman.”

From what I gathered after listening to the whole thing is that Tiger woods was great in bed, he was big according to two of the girls and normal according to one. He didn’t pay money to two of them, he was cheap when it came to tipping. Each girl had her own take. I think to me the prettiest one was Jaime Jungers, second came Loredana Jolie what an ass on her and last Jaimee Grubbs. I will work on getting audio and then will update this post accordingly. (Pics Jason Kaplan/HowardsternShow)

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Sophia Bush is sexy in a bikini

Sophia Bush is really hot and I really want her to get to know my third leg. These pictures are from sometime last year, she is shooting an episode of the CW show “One Tree Hill” which is surprising to me that it still exists. Every time I see those short legs, I just feel like practicing a couple of positions that I learned in an sex education video.(Pics Egotastic)

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Introducing Janine Habeck

I let the Introducing feature rest for a bit, now it’s back so here we have Janine Habeck who is a German born model, she is 26 years old and she is hot. She is pretty famous in Germany having appeared in that country’s Playboy edition. She isn’t your typical German woman, she has beautiful tan skin, she is a brunette and the boobs on her are big enough for me to use as pillows and dream of beautiful boobs flying around me asking me to touch them. Click on the continue reading to see 20 NSFW pictures of Janine completely naked.

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See Kate Moss naked in Love Magazine

Today is the last day of our great Love Magazine feature. We finalize it with a controversial model Kate Moss, she is a very hot girl and she has the niocest pencil eraser nipples. I wouldn’t put it in her because she used to date a druggie, but she is still good to look at, so I will go ahead and admire her body because that is really why she is here. Let’s go ahead and congratulate me for an excellent feature. Get to the NSFW pics of Kate Moss after the continue reading.

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Olivia Munn and Eva Amurri together oh the possiblities

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Olivia Munn and Eva Amurri are friends I guess. I never got the memo, I demand an explanation. They should have told me, we can all go out and party together. These pictures are from Olivia Munn’s Twitter (I think) it looks like these two girls know how to have a good time, I like how they stick their asses out. Next time let’s party, let’s get some coke, let’s go crazy I’m sorry I don’t know who invited Pat O’Brien to type, stay in your cage Pat. Ok what he said minus the coke, unless he meant Coca Cola. I would also like a hot tub involved in this adventure please thank you. To see Eva Naked click her name to see Olivia in a bikini click her name. (Pics Idontlikeyouinthatway/Twitter)

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Andy Whitfield from Spartacus has cancer

Andy Whitfield plays Spartacus in the Starz cable TV show Spartacus: Blood and Sand, the show is great and he does a good job in it, the bad news is that he was diagnosed with cancer IGN:

Production has been halted on the Sam Raimi-produced Spartacus: Blood and Sand while heading into its sophomore season, due to star Andy Whitfield being diagnosed with cancer.

Whitfield has been diagnosed with early-stage Non-Hodgkin Lymphoma and will begin undergoing treatment immediately. With the first season of Spartacuscompleted, production will be delayed on the second season, which was to have begun filming shortly.

“Our thoughts and prayers are with Andy,” said president and CEO of Starz, Chris Albrecht. “His health, of course, is our primary concern. He has our complete support during this difficult time.”

“I’m receiving excellent care and am feeling strong, positive and determined with an army of support behind me,” Whitfield himself stated.

This sucks, let’s hope he gets better, not because I care, but because I want that show to continue. No seriously, get the care you need and beat that shit. To see Lucy Lawless topless click the link. (Pics Starz/IGN)

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Belen Rodriguez has an itchy ass

Maybe fingering her ass. Belen Rodriguez is still in Miami, FL showing her ass to the world. She isn’t very famous around here but that is not a problem, we will take care of that. The best feature on her is her ass, face is just ok. I will bet your mom, that sinking in that behind would feel amazing. I think that she needs some help scratching her ass, Belen I will be your butt scratcher, just make sure you keep it clean. (Pics WWTDD/MAVRIXonline)

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Rosie Huntington Whiteley Lydia Hearst and others topless in Purple Magazine

Purple Magazine is becoming one of my favorites. We have Rosie Huntington-Whiteley topless, Lydia Hearst topless, Eniko Mihalik topless, Irina Lazareanu topless and Constance Jablonski not topless but sexy. In my mind all these girls are going down on each other in this huge amazing lesbian orgy. I have to go take care of business sorry. (Pics Purple Mag/Egotastic)

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Kristen McMenamy naked in Love magazine

We are coming to a close with the Love Magazine pictures. Tomorrow we will see the last girl and last pictures of this spread. Clue is she is very famous, I named her on the first post of these feature. I don’t know much about Kristen McMenamy except that she is a blond model that is naked in Love Magazine, wait have I said that already? Kristen McMenamy naked pictures. Ok now I’ve said it enough, one more thing, she has crazy hair. I also included pictures of other models.Ok now I’m done. Pics are NSFW.


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Thank you for the welcome Alessandra Updated

Alessandra Ambrosio is in St Barths doing some photo shoot, I’m going to venture and say that they are for Victoria’s Secret, these pictures also show that she is been reading the Kama Sutra book that I send her. She is about to make one of my dreams come true, when I get home, she is waiting for me with her legs open asking for it. Even though I think that her feet are ugly and I’m not a big fan of outie belly buttons. I will pull a John Mayer and sell all my possessions just to crash into her while listening to Dave Matthews. Update: 3 New pictures (The first three) that show Alessandra changing. I think that I can see some nipple on picture 3. (Pics WWTDD/Splashnews)

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Sean Hayes says he is gay

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Sean Hayes used to be in the show Will & Grace. In that show he played Jack an over the top gay character who was the friend of  Will the other gay guy on the show and as if it was a big surprise he came out to the Yahoo:

“I am who I am,” he told the mag. “I was never in, as they say. Never.”

During his run on the hit NBC sitcom, Sean was coyer about his sexuality, previously telling the Detroit Free Press, “When I play a gay character I want to be as believable as possible. And when I’m playing a straight character I also want to be as believable as possible. So the less that people know about my personal life, the more believable I can be as a character.”

Sean told the mag he doesn’t feel the need to explain anything to the public.

“Nobody owes anything to anybody. You are your authentic self to whom and when you choose to be, and if you don’t know somebody, then why would you explain to them how you live your life?” he told the mag, adding that he’s willing to take on critics who might say otherwise.

“I feel like I’ve contributed monumentally to the success of the gay movement in America,” he continued. “And if anyone wants to argue that, I’m open to it.

As for his dating life, Sean remained mum on the details, but revealed “I spend time with a special someone in my life…That’s it. That’s all I need… I don’t need events. I don’t do a lot. I live my life like an 85-year-old man. I’m just quiet. It’s fantastic.”

Well that’s a surprise! not. I don’t know why he needs to come out after so many years, oh wait you need to say something when you are getting interviewed and have nothing to be interviewed about.

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